July 13, 2010

The Day Wyatt Earp Invented the Compooter

Now listen here, 'cause when you're as old as me, you gets knowledge about stuff and then on occasion you force-share it on people and you can't force-share it on people who don’t listen.

I remember when Wyatt Earp invented the compooter quite well, because it was the day after the gunfight near the O.K. Corral, and me and Wyatt were all cooped up in the hotel, bored as a spent firecracker, what when Wyatt done said, "Jeeminee, homma' homma' g'boy!"

Which, if'n you knew Wyatt like I did, you knew that was Wyatt's way of proposin' an entirely new form of technology capable of doin' stuff when people did stuff to tell it what to do, which, if'n you knew Wyatt, you knew he intended to call the "compooter" because, hot dog, that's just obvious if'n you knew how he talked.

And that was the day we what wished the microchip to already have been invented because we couldn't-a figure that part out.

The next day we sent McMasters out for ice cream and then made him eat it first so we know'd it weren't poisoned.

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