Only, I did it in a gorilla suit, so when the coppers caught me on I-5 trying to leave town, I told them it was just a joke, which worked pretty well because really: who would rob a bank in a gorilla suit?
The cops took me back to the bank to return the money and we (the cops, the bankers, and I) all had a good laugh. The bankers kept making me say, "Hand over the money!" in my gorilla voice. Pretty hilarious!
Esther, the bank clerk who handed it over, made me pose for a picture with my gorilla arm around her.