Number of messages in my MySpace inbox: 364
Percentage of those messages that are from Fantastic H: 33
Percentage of those messages that are from King Rusty: 8
Percentage of those messages that are from profiles that have since been deleted: 12
Time (in minutes) spent walking to and from work, per weekday: 17
Percentage that time waiting for stop lights: 42
Number of photos I've taken of my dog: 0
Number of dogs I own: 0
Record time (in seconds) I have spent masturbating without a break: 14,827
Estimated amount of lube (in ounces) used per month: 8.2
Career win-loss record at Connect Four: 142-73
Connect Four record, last ten games: 1-9
Percentage of these statistics that are completely made up: 31
Percentage of these statistics that are accurate to within five percent: 62
What are YOUR statistics?
Percentage of those messages that are from Fantastic H: 33
Percentage of those messages that are from King Rusty: 8
Percentage of those messages that are from profiles that have since been deleted: 12
Time (in minutes) spent walking to and from work, per weekday: 17
Percentage that time waiting for stop lights: 42
Number of photos I've taken of my dog: 0
Number of dogs I own: 0
Record time (in seconds) I have spent masturbating without a break: 14,827
Estimated amount of lube (in ounces) used per month: 8.2
Career win-loss record at Connect Four: 142-73
Connect Four record, last ten games: 1-9
Percentage of these statistics that are completely made up: 31
Percentage of these statistics that are accurate to within five percent: 62
What are YOUR statistics?
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