The following is based on events that happened on November 30 and a little bit of December 1.
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Once again, I am reminded that vegetarians are not welcome at the Seattle airport. It's sad when your best option for non-meat protein is a BK Veggie sandwich. Ah well. I ate, anyway.
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My girlfriend makes fun of me for buying water while waiting to board the plane.
"You can get water for free anytime you want on the plane," she says.
But I need water big time. I pretty much never stop drinking it and prefer to have it on hand.
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On the plane, I wait until the personnel are busy, then I ask, "Want some water?"
The plan, of course, is for her to say, "Yes," and then for me to say, "Well, just snap for your fingers, then, and I'm sure it will appear. You can get water any time you want." But she doesn't fall for it.
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We touch down at SFO around 9:30 but it's 11:00 by the time we get to our hotel. There, the hotel clerk hooks us up with a sweet room upgrade, free of charge. This doesn't happen to me when I'm not traveling with a beautiful woman.
After we drop off our bags, we walk around Japantown a bit, then hop in a cab and head for Nopa. There, we eat well, drink well, and are served well. Well well well.
And that was the night, more or less.
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Once again, I am reminded that vegetarians are not welcome at the Seattle airport. It's sad when your best option for non-meat protein is a BK Veggie sandwich. Ah well. I ate, anyway.
...
My girlfriend makes fun of me for buying water while waiting to board the plane.
"You can get water for free anytime you want on the plane," she says.
But I need water big time. I pretty much never stop drinking it and prefer to have it on hand.
...
On the plane, I wait until the personnel are busy, then I ask, "Want some water?"
The plan, of course, is for her to say, "Yes," and then for me to say, "Well, just snap for your fingers, then, and I'm sure it will appear. You can get water any time you want." But she doesn't fall for it.
...
We touch down at SFO around 9:30 but it's 11:00 by the time we get to our hotel. There, the hotel clerk hooks us up with a sweet room upgrade, free of charge. This doesn't happen to me when I'm not traveling with a beautiful woman.
After we drop off our bags, we walk around Japantown a bit, then hop in a cab and head for Nopa. There, we eat well, drink well, and are served well. Well well well.
And that was the night, more or less.
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