Overheard, in the second floor unisex restroom of the Zola Center:
Aaron Dietz: It's time to inform the council that our ability to absorb the media has diminished.
Émile: If informed the council is, multiply, insulting media will.
Aaron Dietz: Good point. However, I have a plan. The council is depending on nothing but ticket surcharges.
Émile: Go on, my deranged pillow.
Aaron Dietz: I will form a new council to further discuss the creation of a council-replacing councilment discussion plan cream. I will initiate new members in with the click of a button that I won't even have to click. The council will be so secret that it will be out in the open for everyone to see, yet they will not know what it is at the same time. Also, the council will make use of Chinese medicine whenever possible.
Émile: Because it is secret and smelly.
Aaron Dietz: Exactly. Only then, will experimental literature free the world from the dogmatic rumble of publishing assembly lines.
Émile: So 3000 BC.
Aaron Dietz: Booger.
Aaron Dietz: It's time to inform the council that our ability to absorb the media has diminished.
Émile: If informed the council is, multiply, insulting media will.
Aaron Dietz: Good point. However, I have a plan. The council is depending on nothing but ticket surcharges.
Émile: Go on, my deranged pillow.
Aaron Dietz: I will form a new council to further discuss the creation of a council-replacing councilment discussion plan cream. I will initiate new members in with the click of a button that I won't even have to click. The council will be so secret that it will be out in the open for everyone to see, yet they will not know what it is at the same time. Also, the council will make use of Chinese medicine whenever possible.
Émile: Because it is secret and smelly.
Aaron Dietz: Exactly. Only then, will experimental literature free the world from the dogmatic rumble of publishing assembly lines.
Émile: So 3000 BC.
Aaron Dietz: Booger.
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