The Redhead's Plan For Me To Get a Girlfriend:
1. Be friendly around girl I have crush on.
2. Notice when she is having a bad day.
3. Say, "Are you okay?"
Result: She realizes Im a sensitive, kind man and decides she wants me. She gives me anal sex and we live happily ever after.
My Enactment of The Redheads Plan:
1. I am friendly around the girl I have a crush on.
2. I notice she is having a bad day.
3. I say, "Are you okay?"
Result: She says, "What? Yeah. Why?" and has no idea what I am talking about. I find out that she is a lesbian and try to ignore the fact that I get warmer whenever she says my name.