August 10, 2006

Men, do you REALLY care about the environment?

If you do, stop using kleenex and paper towels to wank off into. You are killing trees everytime you dump your jollies!

Just grab the waste can when you're ready and drop it directly in, effectively cutting out the middle man (middle tree, in this case). Or, simply move over to the window.

6 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

But what if ya got ... ummm ... like, a special thing fer trees?

Aaron Dietz said...

Then I'd think you'd want the real thing, not a kleenex.

Joey Polanski said...

You sayin I shoud jus leaf it alone?

Aaron Dietz said...

No no, I'm saying it can't be hard to make a tree bark in heat. If it's summer, that is.

Joey Polanski said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HOOOOOOOO!

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WOW!

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(Was it good fer you too?)

Aaron Dietz said...

Too many splinters. When I am getting it on, I like to be the one doing the poking, ya' know?