Name: Gordon Felcher Dumbhead
Profession: Apprentice Plumber
Place of birth: Murdock, Kansas.
Interests: Stealing Aaron's passwords.
Favorite color: Jealous of Aaron's blogging success.
Favorite music: Waiting for Aaron to be gone for an entire day so he can attempt to steal all of Aaron's readers.
Favorite movie: Lies about his age (he is two years older than he says).
Favorite TV show: Making shit up about himself and/or others.
Best trait: Seriously, Gordon really pissed me off with that blog the other day and I didn't even know until this morning.