C-Dawg be sayin: "How come you not be puttin' me in your blogs, yo?!"

And I'm like, "Now, C-Dawg, I totally mentioned you in that one blog...and there was maybe another blog...maybe."

And C-Dawg be sayin, "Thats not enough, yo!"

And I'm all, like, "Uh...the blogs are fiction. I just make them up. Any similarity to actual events is purely a figment of your imagination."

And then C-Dawg gets all upset, yo! No time to finish - I'm busy installing a third deadlock on my door!