Oh jeez. I haven't been drunk like this in a LONG time.
It's comforting to know that even in the L.A. area, you can hang out in places like Tujunga (to be spoken like the AAOOOGAH horn), where seedy bars punctuate the landscape and bartenders say things like, "Don't yell at me; I get homesick."
Oh jeez. That is all.