Hello, everyone. After much deliberation*, I have decided to begin putting regular exclusive content on my pointlessbanter.net blog. The exclusive content will be posted every Monday and will be all about Dogboy and his amazing adventures! Just to give you a taste of the action, here is today's blog. Further Dogboy adventures will be posted only on pointlessbanter.net (on Mondays).
And now: the Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Visits Shrink!
Dogboy stares at wall.
Shrink say -Dogboy, how does it make you feel?
-I feel like taffy. You like taffy?
-It pulls at my fillings, so...no.
-How much this cost?
Dogboy gets bill and thinks of time when Hulk go crazy but didnt even go to Shrink and never had to pay Shrink bill. Dogboy thinks, Hulk is awesome, because he cures himself.
In Dogboys head, world revolves around pencil while pencil writes answer to life on back of Dogboy ear.
Dogboy pays Shrink bill.
* Four large men put me in the trunk of their car until I decided this.