January 04, 2007

I Learn To Love Myself, One Little Part At A Time

So I'm having a wank the other day and I'm looking at the little guy and suddenly, out of the blue, I think, "What a cute little penis thing!" and I kind of actually liked the little guy all of a sudden, which is a big deal because I don't have a loving relationship with my body--I mean, in addition to my penis being small, I am also neurotically skinny, and I know I'm supposed to love my body and all but I don't, so loving my penis all of a sudden is a very positive step in my life, you know?

1 comment:

Joey Polanski said...

Evry lil guy needs some BIG love.

Keep it up.