A Jerkface Harassed Me This One Time

Once, I was walking and I was depressed, so naturally I had a depressed look on my face.

I walked by this guy and he stopped me and said, "Come on, it’s not THAT bad!"

So I gave him a weak smile so he would leave me alone.

It was really that moment that I learned I need to keep a positive face on at all times - not because I think it spreads goodwill and makes the world better and all that, but because otherwise jerkfaces will harass you.