November 27, 2005

The most awesome care package ever

These are the contents:

Le Petit Ecolier butter biscuits topped with Dark Chocolate (and the note, “Sorry, I ate one already”)

A glass mug, commemorating Dodge City’s Boot Hill

The original Star Wars trilogy on DVD – and I mean the original original, the one where Greedo does not shoot first.

A five dollar bill

An Edward Gorey card with a full page of written updates on my friend’s life

A porn DVD with the note: PRETTY BAD, BUT NEW SPANK MATERIAL

A CD-Rom of photos

A bootleg of Episode III

A CD: Brenda Kahn – Destination Anywhere (written on it is AARON HEARTS BRENDA 4 EVA)

A CD: “Aaron Mix”

A CD: Camera Obscura – Underachievers Please Try Harder

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