* A college degree in Dish Placement Speculation
* Desire to play Aggravation
* An antenna in your brain that can connect to the internet (dial-up only here)
Or, you could just bring some liquor and at least I’d befriend you. There are some wine coolers, but I think that’s about it.
I’m not complaining, though. It’s been great. And I even won one of the games of Aggravation.